i have a chapter in the chris brown affair in there. >> really? >> yes. i had to burn up some pages. >> you had an affair with chris brown? >> we don't need to talk about that. it didn't end wall. >> it was a torrid affair. he was getting a tatoo of andy on his neck. speaking of, is life but a dream, sweetheart? not really a story just a note brett bier sliped into my pocket when i was in dc. not sure what to make of it. should i call him? i don't know. anyway, what in the hell did mickey rourke have to say to bill? sadly not the words i'm gonna kill you. >> if you could sit down with the young version of yourself, what would you say? do this, don't do this? >> don't do everything you did. >> like the whole gamut? >> everything. >>> nine and a half weeks. bar fly titanic, star wars, indiana jones and the temple of something. that was all before he earned an oscar nomination. a fine film. last week the six-year-old exboxer was in town promoting his film, "black november" which focuses on 50 years of continuous oil spills in the niejer delta. >> careful wit